10 Cat Commandments

NO. 1. Thou shall jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem
NO. 2. Thou shall pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem
NO. 3. Thou shall sit in front of the television or monitor as if thou are transparent.
NO. 4. Thou shall lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
NO. 5. Thou shall reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
NO. 6. Thou shall leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.
NO. 7. Thou shall jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.
NO. 8. Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not      meat, a nibble is always fine though.
NO. 9. Thou shall NOT...show remorse when being scolded. NEVER!!!!!!!
NO. 10. Thou shall realise that the house is a prison from which to escape at any and every opportunity